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dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

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aboutwhitewomen:

If men aren’t allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn’t have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research.

"if i cant control a woman’s body, then i want that body to die"

(p.s. anyone can get breast cancer)

ruineshumaines:

Rafael Mantesso

bitch, what ya say

21 Sep (41 notes) from

when you win an argument

21 Sep (524 notes) from

i wish ppl would look at me the way frank looks at gerard

21 Sep (146 notes) from

*jumps outta van like a bunny* its so god damn hard tryin to be punk rock when ur 5”6’ what am i doin wrong

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen


Title: Anaconda [Trap Remix]
Artist: Nicki Minaj
Played: 194952 times

westcoastgold:

black-barbiezff:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [StikShift Trap Remix]

WHY IS THIS NOT THE ORIginal FUCKING CLUB YAAAAAASSS I AM GOING SO FUCKING HAM AT THE BUS STOP UGH MY GAAAAAADAMMIT LOOKATTHATBUTT


unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

flightless-massacre:

Damn son

emolynz:

tfw all ur interested in is art and music and u will end up on the streets

wentzguyliner:

frnk-i-oreo:

wentzguyliner:

When people compliment my brown eyes I fucking melt because everyone is always saying how plain they are so if someone likes then, although they’re plain it means you’re doing pretty good

brown eyes are my favorite

God bless you

21 Sep (72 notes) from