Small Grey Outline Pointer chicken mcnuggets
©horens

"how often do you have sex?"
—Anonymous

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

goodcleanchristianfun:

cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

imageNot all of them

phan-or-gtfo:

when you get your eyeliner perfect

image

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

01 Sep (28,572 notes) from

kinderhook-obscure:

shit-justice-warrior:

Why aren’t we doing this in all 50 states??

01 Sep (107,536 notes) from

surprisebitch:

she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

aliceiscreppy:

if i could rearrange the alphabet id put M C R back together

shigeyasu-photo:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

SHUT DOWN